1 00:00:00,995 --> 00:00:02,838 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:02,965 --> 00:00:04,522 (Crow caws) 3 00:00:08,057 --> 00:00:09,028 (Frankie) Brick, what are you doing in there? 4 00:00:09,136 --> 00:00:10,273 Get what you want and shut the door. 5 00:00:10,362 --> 00:00:12,116 But I've got my middle school placement test tomorrow. 6 00:00:12,240 --> 00:00:14,774 Mr. Walker said everyone has to bring a healthy snack. 7 00:00:14,895 --> 00:00:17,142 Well... (Sighs) yeah. 8 00:00:17,252 --> 00:00:20,156 Here you go. Jelly. Jelly's a fruit. 9 00:00:20,235 --> 00:00:21,596 Can't get much healthier than that. 10 00:00:21,681 --> 00:00:24,032 - We're out of bread. - Even better. You eat it with a spoon, 11 00:00:24,131 --> 00:00:25,944 and the vitamins get to your brain faster. 12 00:00:26,266 --> 00:00:27,506 (Sighs) Fine. 13 00:00:27,586 --> 00:00:28,256 Look at this. 14 00:00:28,356 --> 00:00:30,486 We just got a pink cutoff notice from the power company. 15 00:00:30,579 --> 00:00:33,424 What? No, they can't do that. We're only at green. 16 00:00:33,519 --> 00:00:35,424 It goes green then yellow then pink. 17 00:00:35,524 --> 00:00:38,064 Hey, we're good, non-paying-on-time customers. 18 00:00:38,164 --> 00:00:39,490 They can't do that to us. (Sniffs) 19 00:00:39,580 --> 00:00:41,101 You're right. We hold all the cards. 20 00:00:41,210 --> 00:00:43,829 (Sighs) Somebody's gotta go down there tomorrow and pay the bill. 21 00:00:43,926 --> 00:00:45,625 Mm, I guess somebody does. 22 00:00:45,718 --> 00:00:47,717 Well, I can't. Axl's off school tomorrow, 23 00:00:47,807 --> 00:00:50,133 so I'm taking him fishing, remember? Borrowing Ed's boat. 24 00:00:50,198 --> 00:00:52,120 Okay. Olives are a vegetable. 25 00:00:52,208 --> 00:00:53,598 Two, if you count the little thing in the middle. 26 00:00:53,661 --> 00:00:55,168 Now close the fridge. You heard your dad. 27 00:00:55,240 --> 00:00:56,517 They're gonna shut off our power. 28 00:00:59,558 --> 00:01:00,619 What are you doing? 29 00:01:00,714 --> 00:01:02,812 You know, I've never really looked at your room before. 30 00:01:02,976 --> 00:01:04,966 When you feel your nerd powers being drained, 31 00:01:05,036 --> 00:01:06,408 do you come in here to recharge? 32 00:01:06,500 --> 00:01:08,317 (Scoffs) Get out of here, Axl. 33 00:01:08,403 --> 00:01:10,671 Oh, I'm going. (Clears throat) And you know why? 34 00:01:10,741 --> 00:01:12,498 Because a journey of a thousand miles 35 00:01:12,586 --> 00:01:14,483 begins with a single step. 36 00:01:14,567 --> 00:01:15,802 Hilarious. 37 00:01:15,902 --> 00:01:17,452 Maybe I'll take a journey to the kitchen 38 00:01:17,552 --> 00:01:19,522 and tell mom you were in my room! 39 00:01:19,611 --> 00:01:20,974 Jeez, hang in there, baby. 40 00:01:21,096 --> 00:01:22,533 Don't sweat the small stuff. 41 00:01:22,615 --> 00:01:24,059 Would you just get out?! 42 00:01:24,163 --> 00:01:26,294 I don't go into your room and stare at your booger wall. 43 00:01:26,389 --> 00:01:27,958 Hey! Some of those aren't mine. 44 00:01:29,627 --> 00:01:34,088 Whoa! Wait a sec. How many of these 45 00:01:34,187 --> 00:01:35,949 perfect attendance certificates do you have? 46 00:01:36,042 --> 00:01:37,932 Have you seriously never missed a day of school? 47 00:01:38,028 --> 00:01:39,402 Why would I not go to school? 48 00:01:39,501 --> 00:01:43,049 Axl, the most powerful weapon in the world is education. 49 00:01:46,095 --> 00:01:47,821 Hmm. (Pops lips) 50 00:01:47,925 --> 00:01:49,851 So you've really never skipped school? 51 00:01:49,969 --> 00:01:51,858 Never? Not... once? 52 00:01:51,972 --> 00:01:54,227 No. What if I missed something important? 53 00:01:54,332 --> 00:01:57,520 Wow. I am seriously worried about you, Sue. 54 00:01:57,623 --> 00:01:59,527 That is not normal. I mean, you think... 55 00:01:59,868 --> 00:02:02,940 This guy would have ever made it to the top of that mountain 56 00:02:03,051 --> 00:02:04,500 if he just sat at his desk every day 57 00:02:04,608 --> 00:02:06,538 winning perfect attendance certificates? 58 00:02:06,639 --> 00:02:08,335 Methinks he would not. 59 00:02:08,645 --> 00:02:12,037 (Frankie) Axl's "methinks" made Sue start to think. 60 00:02:13,052 --> 00:02:14,220 Was it true? 61 00:02:14,344 --> 00:02:16,142 Did she never leave her comfort zone? 62 00:02:16,264 --> 00:02:17,692 Was she afraid to fly? 63 00:02:17,819 --> 00:02:19,937 Her posters, once so inspirational, 64 00:02:20,050 --> 00:02:22,111 now seemed to be mocking her. 65 00:02:22,302 --> 00:02:23,667 Much as she hated to admit it, 66 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:26,010 she was not following the advice of her own walls. 67 00:02:26,173 --> 00:02:28,141 _ 68 00:02:32,443 --> 00:02:34,771 Bye, dad. I guess mom already took Brick, 69 00:02:34,873 --> 00:02:36,130 so I'm gonna go out and catch the bus. 70 00:02:36,231 --> 00:02:38,771 'Cause it'll be here soon... to take me to school. 71 00:02:38,872 --> 00:02:40,221 - Mm-hmm. (Chuckles) - Okay. 72 00:02:40,378 --> 00:02:41,877 Have fun fishing, you guys. 73 00:02:42,015 --> 00:02:44,228 I want to hear all about it... (Zips bag) 74 00:02:44,321 --> 00:02:46,649 after I come home tonight from a full day of school, 75 00:02:46,766 --> 00:02:47,945 which I am about to leave for. 76 00:02:48,038 --> 00:02:50,073 - Oh, my God, just go. - Yeah. 77 00:02:53,463 --> 00:02:54,553 She was doing it. 78 00:02:54,650 --> 00:02:56,306 She was pecking out of that shell. 79 00:02:56,506 --> 00:02:58,312 Yep, at the ripe old age of 16, 80 00:02:58,444 --> 00:03:00,850 sue heck was gonna skip school. 81 00:03:01,931 --> 00:03:03,703 (Indistinct conversations, telephone ringing) 82 00:03:03,816 --> 00:03:05,628 Ugh! Are you serious? 83 00:03:05,729 --> 00:03:08,438 Only one person working? Oh, this is ridiculous. 84 00:03:08,796 --> 00:03:10,448 I know, right? (Groans) 85 00:03:10,543 --> 00:03:11,986 I really cannot be late. 86 00:03:12,304 --> 00:03:15,578 You know, my job's not nearly as important as yours. 87 00:03:15,669 --> 00:03:18,152 You go ahead, doctor. 88 00:03:19,189 --> 00:03:20,834 Well, thank you. (Chuckles) 89 00:03:21,487 --> 00:03:23,614 - Thank you so much. - Mm-hmm. 90 00:03:24,000 --> 00:03:27,074 Subtitles downloaded from www.OpenSubtitles.org 91 00:03:32,083 --> 00:03:33,244 (Cooler thuds) 92 00:03:40,836 --> 00:03:44,687 Remember to fill in your circles completely. 93 00:03:44,802 --> 00:03:48,475 Not an "X," not a scribble, 94 00:03:48,831 --> 00:03:50,193 not a... 95 00:03:50,829 --> 00:03:52,770 Brick, what are you doing? 96 00:03:52,922 --> 00:03:54,973 This test is very important. 97 00:03:55,074 --> 00:03:56,495 It determines what track you'll be on 98 00:03:56,631 --> 00:03:58,524 in middle school. 99 00:03:58,810 --> 00:03:59,770 Oh, that's okay. 100 00:03:59,864 --> 00:04:01,731 I've decided I'm not going to middle school. 101 00:04:04,261 --> 00:04:06,493 (Sighs and groans) (Telephone ringing) 102 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,892 Of all the days to be stuck here. 103 00:04:09,996 --> 00:04:11,813 And I have so many patients. 104 00:04:11,911 --> 00:04:14,242 I hear ya. I've got appointments, too. 105 00:04:14,326 --> 00:04:16,791 Yeah. Well, if it was just me, it would be fine. 106 00:04:16,967 --> 00:04:18,925 I just worry about the kids. 107 00:04:19,138 --> 00:04:21,733 But I guess they can wait. (Sighs) 108 00:04:21,833 --> 00:04:24,518 Except, of course, Little Jimmy. 109 00:04:25,723 --> 00:04:27,912 Uh, you know what? Uh, why don't you go ahead? 110 00:04:28,013 --> 00:04:29,407 - Oh, really? Oh... - Yeah. 111 00:04:29,535 --> 00:04:30,788 Thank you. 112 00:04:30,972 --> 00:04:33,488 You saved a life today. 113 00:04:34,887 --> 00:04:36,179 I couldn't believe it. 114 00:04:36,291 --> 00:04:38,486 Was this really how the other half lives? 115 00:04:38,621 --> 00:04:40,566 This coat was power. 116 00:04:42,071 --> 00:04:43,402 (Taps on glass) 117 00:04:47,188 --> 00:04:48,723 (Telephone rings) 118 00:04:50,685 --> 00:04:52,814 (Ring) 119 00:04:54,383 --> 00:04:56,709 (Ring) 120 00:04:58,160 --> 00:05:00,501 (Ring) 121 00:05:01,032 --> 00:05:04,743 Sue's ditch day wasn't exactly fun yet. (Grunts) 122 00:05:04,885 --> 00:05:06,454 But she knew as soon as she intercepted the call 123 00:05:06,555 --> 00:05:09,863 from the attendance office, she could really start living. (Ringing continues) 124 00:05:09,964 --> 00:05:12,515 (Gasps) Provided she stayed low to the ground and out of sight. 125 00:05:12,607 --> 00:05:13,468 (Beeps) Hello? 126 00:05:13,579 --> 00:05:15,335 (Woman) This is the Orson High attendance office. 127 00:05:15,452 --> 00:05:17,323 May I speak to Frankie Heck, please? 128 00:05:17,458 --> 00:05:19,238 (Imitates British accent) Yes, this is she! 129 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:21,280 (Whispers) Why am I British? 130 00:05:21,389 --> 00:05:24,924 I'm just verifying that Sue Heck is home sick today. 131 00:05:25,035 --> 00:05:27,470 Oh, yes. She is quite sick. 132 00:05:27,582 --> 00:05:29,661 Sick as the Dickens, I'm afraid. 133 00:05:29,798 --> 00:05:31,766 Well, please make sure she brings a note 134 00:05:31,863 --> 00:05:33,821 with a parent signature. 135 00:05:34,030 --> 00:05:36,106 - A note? - Yes. 136 00:05:36,216 --> 00:05:39,153 It's a requirement anytime a student has been absent. 137 00:05:39,217 --> 00:05:41,616 Very well. A note. 138 00:05:41,710 --> 00:05:43,379 I'll add it to my shed-ule. 139 00:05:43,491 --> 00:05:44,910 Cheerio! (Beeps) 140 00:05:44,985 --> 00:05:46,206 (Gasps) 141 00:05:47,394 --> 00:05:50,259 (Lowered voice) I don't know what the issue is. 142 00:05:50,374 --> 00:05:53,513 Now he's saying he doesn't want to go to middle school at all. 143 00:05:53,669 --> 00:05:55,953 Should we call the parents? 144 00:05:56,204 --> 00:05:58,881 (Lowered voice) Sure. Let's call the parents. 145 00:05:58,972 --> 00:06:00,896 I mean, what do we even need a school therapist for? 146 00:06:00,983 --> 00:06:03,157 I mean, what do they need any of us for, for that matter? 147 00:06:03,308 --> 00:06:04,589 Is that what you're trying to do, Mark? 148 00:06:04,747 --> 00:06:05,951 Put us out of a job? 149 00:06:06,051 --> 00:06:07,362 You don't like insurance? 150 00:06:07,459 --> 00:06:09,410 68 days off every summer? 151 00:06:09,564 --> 00:06:11,310 We have a sweet gig here. 152 00:06:11,538 --> 00:06:13,607 We need to look out for each other. 153 00:06:20,381 --> 00:06:21,397 Well, prep the patient, 154 00:06:21,509 --> 00:06:23,052 and I'll be there as soon as I can. 155 00:06:23,172 --> 00:06:25,683 Is the heart in yet from Seattle Grace? 156 00:06:26,268 --> 00:06:27,186 (Mouths words) 157 00:06:27,860 --> 00:06:29,887 Yes, I know I'm the doctor you come to 158 00:06:30,023 --> 00:06:31,315 when no one else can do it, 159 00:06:31,379 --> 00:06:33,374 but I'm stuck in line at the power company. 160 00:06:33,518 --> 00:06:35,846 Listen to me. We're not gonna lose this kid. 161 00:06:36,003 --> 00:06:37,954 I want you to run a CT, a CBC, 162 00:06:38,071 --> 00:06:39,644 a chem-7, and a tox screen. 163 00:06:39,795 --> 00:06:42,284 Thank you, "Grey's Anatomy." 164 00:06:43,826 --> 00:06:46,695 You know, Axl, this is nice. I'm glad we're doing this. 165 00:06:46,940 --> 00:06:48,357 You'll be heading off to college soon. 166 00:06:48,463 --> 00:06:51,416 Yep. Closing the book on 12 years of learning. 167 00:06:51,507 --> 00:06:53,112 So glad that's done. 168 00:06:53,247 --> 00:06:54,574 Yeah. Well, 169 00:06:54,663 --> 00:06:57,045 you might not want to close that book completely just yet. 170 00:06:57,160 --> 00:06:58,157 - College is-- - Whoa! 171 00:06:58,271 --> 00:07:00,103 Hey! What are you talking about school for? 172 00:07:00,211 --> 00:07:01,429 You're gonna ruin the trip. 173 00:07:01,582 --> 00:07:02,993 I'm just saying, you didn't exactly 174 00:07:03,109 --> 00:07:05,432 light up the world with your report cards. 175 00:07:05,540 --> 00:07:06,416 College is a lot of work, 176 00:07:06,524 --> 00:07:08,297 and I'm not gonna be there to kick your butt every day. 177 00:07:08,403 --> 00:07:09,635 Dad, I haven't even graduated yet, 178 00:07:09,723 --> 00:07:11,269 and you're already putting pressure on me. 179 00:07:11,372 --> 00:07:12,655 Look, you're not gonna be able to skate by 180 00:07:12,748 --> 00:07:14,110 like you did in high school. 181 00:07:14,350 --> 00:07:15,865 It'll catch up to you there. 182 00:07:15,976 --> 00:07:17,178 You gotta keep your eye on the ball. (Sighs) 183 00:07:17,265 --> 00:07:19,418 There's gonna be all kinds of distractions. 184 00:07:19,555 --> 00:07:23,389 (Girls giggling) (Tropical music playing) 185 00:07:23,474 --> 00:07:25,250 Important to stay focused. 186 00:07:25,453 --> 00:07:28,294 (Tires screech, thud, clattering) 187 00:07:28,814 --> 00:07:30,100 (Brakes screech) 188 00:07:33,939 --> 00:07:36,038 (Boat crashes) 189 00:07:43,140 --> 00:07:44,619 All right. 190 00:07:45,947 --> 00:07:47,241 All right. 191 00:07:48,088 --> 00:07:49,267 All right. (Sighs) 192 00:07:49,393 --> 00:07:52,004 I'm sorry. Wh-what was that again you were telling me about, 193 00:07:52,093 --> 00:07:53,968 uh, you know, not getting distracted? 194 00:07:54,075 --> 00:07:56,232 - All right. (Laughs) - 'Cause that was hilarious. 195 00:07:56,342 --> 00:07:58,084 I mean, you were totally checking out those girls. 196 00:07:58,188 --> 00:08:00,063 Hey, it was a large group. All right? 197 00:08:00,161 --> 00:08:01,652 You look at a large group of anything-- 198 00:08:01,753 --> 00:08:04,505 gazelles, ants, RVs. 199 00:08:04,604 --> 00:08:06,182 So, uh, what are you gonna tell mom? 200 00:08:06,284 --> 00:08:08,158 'Cause, uh, I'm allowed to look at girls, 201 00:08:08,257 --> 00:08:09,668 but I'm pretty sure you're not. 202 00:08:09,768 --> 00:08:11,268 Hey, your mom spends an awful lot of time 203 00:08:11,370 --> 00:08:12,856 Googling Brian Williams. 204 00:08:12,972 --> 00:08:15,087 Yeah. Wouldn't go with that one. (Laughs) 205 00:08:16,790 --> 00:08:20,001 Hey, Brick, you know, I just thought we could chat. Huh? 206 00:08:20,110 --> 00:08:23,419 So... what's up? What's the haps? 207 00:08:23,517 --> 00:08:27,301 Que pasa, as they say in some lands, hmm? 208 00:08:27,401 --> 00:08:28,578 How are things at home? 209 00:08:28,676 --> 00:08:30,655 Anyone on drugs? 210 00:08:30,840 --> 00:08:32,885 Well, our power's gonna be turned off, 211 00:08:33,004 --> 00:08:35,259 and my parents are sending my brother away. 212 00:08:35,444 --> 00:08:38,390 Also, I had secret agent kittens in my closet. 213 00:08:38,580 --> 00:08:40,315 Oh. 214 00:08:41,389 --> 00:08:44,553 Th-- uh... does anyone else see these kittens? (Clicks pen) 215 00:08:44,663 --> 00:08:47,371 Oh, no. They're gone now, 'cause they got famous. 216 00:08:47,712 --> 00:08:48,910 Oh... 217 00:08:50,609 --> 00:08:51,824 (Gasps) 218 00:08:51,913 --> 00:08:54,689 How much do you think they're gonna look at the signature? 219 00:08:54,792 --> 00:08:57,047 'Cause my mom's handwriting has this weird "K" 220 00:08:57,161 --> 00:08:58,748 that I just can't seem to get down. 221 00:08:58,835 --> 00:09:01,284 I don't think they look at the signature that closely. 222 00:09:02,357 --> 00:09:04,202 So what's happening? 223 00:09:04,286 --> 00:09:06,749 Is the whole school, like, freaking out that I'm not there? 224 00:09:06,949 --> 00:09:09,594 Um... I don't think so. 225 00:09:09,705 --> 00:09:11,345 How 'bout you and your bad self? 226 00:09:11,460 --> 00:09:14,471 OMG, are you having, like, so much fun? 227 00:09:14,750 --> 00:09:17,040 So much fun. 228 00:09:17,154 --> 00:09:19,624 I don't know how much more fun I can take. 229 00:09:20,622 --> 00:09:22,038 So what time is it? 230 00:09:22,136 --> 00:09:23,679 You guys almost done for the day? 231 00:09:24,086 --> 00:09:25,641 Sue, it's 10:15. 232 00:09:25,757 --> 00:09:27,175 What!? 233 00:09:27,473 --> 00:09:28,613 (Sighs) 234 00:09:30,303 --> 00:09:31,438 (Sighs) 235 00:09:31,900 --> 00:09:33,177 So, listen. Usually I get 236 00:09:33,290 --> 00:09:35,651 two notices and then a pink one, but this time-- 237 00:09:35,723 --> 00:09:37,884 Oh, I'm so sorry, doctor. 238 00:09:38,002 --> 00:09:39,583 There must be some error on our part. 239 00:09:39,678 --> 00:09:41,156 Let me check my computer. 240 00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:42,641 (Typing) 241 00:09:42,734 --> 00:09:44,795 I see they've added some late charges, 242 00:09:44,899 --> 00:09:46,542 but of course I'll waive those. 243 00:09:46,633 --> 00:09:48,384 Oh. Excellent. (Chuckles) 244 00:09:48,494 --> 00:09:51,820 And somehow they've dropped the "doctor" from your account. 245 00:09:51,911 --> 00:09:53,518 I'll just add that back in. 246 00:09:53,657 --> 00:09:56,057 Well, thank you, Sandra. I appreciate it. 247 00:09:56,178 --> 00:09:58,878 I mean, sure, it's just a title. A few little letters. 248 00:09:58,992 --> 00:10:01,889 But they do represent so much training and expertise. 249 00:10:02,052 --> 00:10:05,147 Now, can you put half on my Discover Card 250 00:10:05,273 --> 00:10:07,579 and half on my Kroger Card? (Sets card on counter) 251 00:10:09,478 --> 00:10:10,811 (High-pitched voice) Hi, Brick. 252 00:10:10,926 --> 00:10:12,388 I'm Curious Cat. 253 00:10:12,516 --> 00:10:14,521 Please ignore the fact that I'm anatomically correct, 254 00:10:14,624 --> 00:10:17,076 as that has no bearing on this discussion. 255 00:10:17,217 --> 00:10:23,081 So, tell me, what's going on in the wonderful world of Brick? 256 00:10:24,459 --> 00:10:25,446 Really? 257 00:10:25,546 --> 00:10:27,064 We're actually doing this? 258 00:10:27,205 --> 00:10:28,465 (Sighs) 259 00:10:28,951 --> 00:10:29,937 (Normal voice) Sorry, Curious Cat. 260 00:10:30,065 --> 00:10:32,048 I guess Brick isn't in the mood to chat. 261 00:10:32,198 --> 00:10:33,755 Like that time Shelly broke up with me 262 00:10:33,877 --> 00:10:35,015 and I begged her to talk it out, 263 00:10:35,102 --> 00:10:36,685 and she just slammed the door in my face. 264 00:10:36,788 --> 00:10:38,467 (As Curious Cat) She didn't deserve you. 265 00:10:38,594 --> 00:10:40,412 (Normal voice) Thank you, Curious Cat. 266 00:10:40,578 --> 00:10:41,759 You get me. 267 00:10:41,936 --> 00:10:44,193 Seems like you guys have a lot to talk about. 268 00:10:44,407 --> 00:10:46,189 Should I just leave you two alone? 269 00:10:47,464 --> 00:10:49,458 (Phones ringing) 270 00:10:49,580 --> 00:10:51,998 Frankie. Thank goodness you're here. 271 00:10:52,086 --> 00:10:53,534 We have a new patient coming in, 272 00:10:53,631 --> 00:10:55,072 the phone is ringing, and I didn't know 273 00:10:55,138 --> 00:10:57,334 what the "Hello, how are ya?" to do. (Ringing stops) 274 00:10:57,439 --> 00:10:58,531 I'm sorry. I am so sorry. 275 00:10:58,652 --> 00:11:00,063 I-I know it's just my fifth day of work 276 00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:01,387 and you don't know me that well, 277 00:11:01,484 --> 00:11:04,027 but this is not who I am. I am not the late person. 278 00:11:04,134 --> 00:11:06,813 It's just, if the person I hired to answer the phone 279 00:11:06,927 --> 00:11:09,299 isn't here to answer the phone, then... 280 00:11:09,396 --> 00:11:10,605 ring, ring. "Who's there?" "I don't know. 281 00:11:10,749 --> 00:11:11,921 No one's here to answer the phone." 282 00:11:12,031 --> 00:11:13,411 I know. I am so, so sorry. 283 00:11:13,571 --> 00:11:15,457 I don't mean to be mean, 284 00:11:15,591 --> 00:11:17,190 but you should probably be here 285 00:11:17,316 --> 00:11:19,717 when you're supposed to be here, you know? 286 00:11:19,862 --> 00:11:21,180 Whew. 287 00:11:21,273 --> 00:11:23,340 Sorry things got heated there. 288 00:11:23,437 --> 00:11:25,949 Dr. Grouchy hasn't made an appearance in a while, 289 00:11:26,093 --> 00:11:28,899 but just, please, Frankie, pretty please, 290 00:11:28,974 --> 00:11:30,536 be on time. 291 00:11:30,746 --> 00:11:32,388 Ugh! There he is again. 292 00:11:34,493 --> 00:11:36,473 (Sighs) (Doorbell rings) 293 00:11:36,553 --> 00:11:38,030 Hi, wel-- (Gasps) 294 00:11:38,128 --> 00:11:40,160 Hey! 295 00:11:40,328 --> 00:11:42,328 From the line, right? 296 00:11:42,447 --> 00:11:43,968 (Nervously) Hi! 297 00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:47,301 Huh. I'm sorry. I assumed you were a doctor. 298 00:11:47,401 --> 00:11:49,623 You said something about saving lives? 299 00:11:49,712 --> 00:11:50,849 Well, tooth decay is 300 00:11:50,919 --> 00:11:52,731 the number-one killer of children. 301 00:11:52,822 --> 00:11:54,180 Well, maybe not number one, 302 00:11:54,284 --> 00:11:56,049 but it's definitely in the top three. 303 00:11:56,254 --> 00:11:58,544 (Gasps) Okay. I'm ready back here. 304 00:11:58,625 --> 00:12:01,130 Oops! Hang on. We seem to be missing a patient. 305 00:12:01,211 --> 00:12:03,359 Sure hope we find one soon. 306 00:12:05,315 --> 00:12:06,436 Okay. 307 00:12:06,538 --> 00:12:08,749 Why don't you go on back with my assistant, 308 00:12:08,867 --> 00:12:10,528 and we can get started? 309 00:12:13,229 --> 00:12:15,530 Don't judge. What was I supposed to do? 310 00:12:15,657 --> 00:12:18,672 I couldn't have my new boss thinking I was crazy. 311 00:12:25,117 --> 00:12:27,580 Oh, I got one. _ (Horn blares) 312 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,211 Oh... got away. 313 00:12:29,334 --> 00:12:30,634 That was a big one, too. 314 00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:32,861 Axl, stop screwing around and get over here and help. 315 00:12:32,959 --> 00:12:33,822 Why are you yelling at me? 316 00:12:33,930 --> 00:12:35,093 I'm not the one who put the boat in the ditch 317 00:12:35,187 --> 00:12:36,722 'cause I was looking at what I can't buy. 318 00:12:36,815 --> 00:12:39,195 - Will you stop? - Why? It's true. 319 00:12:39,360 --> 00:12:41,539 Plus I told you a really awesome idea 320 00:12:41,643 --> 00:12:43,543 to get us out of here, but you won't try it. 321 00:12:43,631 --> 00:12:46,297 Okay, fine, smart guy. Let's try your way. (Tool thuds) 322 00:12:46,388 --> 00:12:48,199 - Really? - Hey, I didn't say I liked your idea. 323 00:12:48,307 --> 00:12:49,400 I just said I'd try it. 324 00:12:49,504 --> 00:12:51,075 Well, maybe if I put a bikini on my idea, 325 00:12:51,191 --> 00:12:53,688 - you'd like it. - That's your last time. 326 00:12:55,493 --> 00:12:57,846 (Mouths words) Okay, let's see what we've got here. 327 00:12:57,971 --> 00:12:59,278 (Snaps glove) (Sighs) 328 00:12:59,384 --> 00:13:00,631 (Chair wheels roll) 329 00:13:02,216 --> 00:13:03,470 (Chairs thud) 330 00:13:04,407 --> 00:13:07,033 Oh, Brad, I really don't feel well. 331 00:13:07,132 --> 00:13:09,287 I need you to search hives for me. 332 00:13:09,376 --> 00:13:11,125 I can't do it, 'cause it'll leave a trail on the computer, 333 00:13:11,230 --> 00:13:13,643 and if my parents check the history and see "hives," 334 00:13:13,747 --> 00:13:15,836 - they'll know I ditched. (Sighs) - Sorry, Sue. 335 00:13:15,937 --> 00:13:17,260 I gotta get back to the assembly. 336 00:13:17,424 --> 00:13:19,829 - Wait, wait. What assembly? - Uh, only 337 00:13:19,952 --> 00:13:21,700 the surprise assembly. 338 00:13:21,834 --> 00:13:23,815 Everyone in school got out of Math and English 339 00:13:23,946 --> 00:13:25,002 to go to the gym to watch 340 00:13:25,120 --> 00:13:28,058 four college a cappella groups having a sing-off. 341 00:13:28,172 --> 00:13:29,924 I totally think the Testostitones 342 00:13:30,023 --> 00:13:31,112 are gonna take it. 343 00:13:31,229 --> 00:13:32,880 Also, reporters are here, and Carly and I 344 00:13:33,009 --> 00:13:34,815 got interviewed for the 6:00 news. 345 00:13:34,953 --> 00:13:36,142 I gotta get back in there, Sue. 346 00:13:36,249 --> 00:13:38,702 They're handing out free ice cream! (Line clicks) 347 00:13:41,986 --> 00:13:42,938 (Groans) 348 00:13:43,284 --> 00:13:45,661 (Playing chords) what's on your mind? 349 00:13:45,810 --> 00:13:48,259 how you doing today? 350 00:13:48,443 --> 00:13:49,472 have you-- 351 00:13:52,111 --> 00:13:54,290 That's it. Really get in there. 352 00:13:54,442 --> 00:13:56,166 Explorer. 353 00:13:56,267 --> 00:13:58,687 That's right. This is an explorer. 354 00:14:01,537 --> 00:14:04,810 Oh. Okay. The more, the merrier, I guess. (Chuckles) 355 00:14:05,299 --> 00:14:06,295 (Scraping) Let's see. 356 00:14:06,395 --> 00:14:08,424 There's some decay on the mesial buccal surface 357 00:14:08,514 --> 00:14:09,916 of number two... 358 00:14:10,004 --> 00:14:12,893 Bingo. That's right. That's a hard one to find. 359 00:14:15,636 --> 00:14:18,231 (Grunts) Let's go, old man. Keep rocking it! 360 00:14:18,307 --> 00:14:19,997 Come on! Put your back into it! 361 00:14:20,137 --> 00:14:22,318 I'm gonna put my boot into something in a second. 362 00:14:22,409 --> 00:14:24,177 Hey, relax, all right? 363 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,364 This is only phase one of the plan. 364 00:14:26,496 --> 00:14:28,580 (Grunts) What's phase two? 365 00:14:28,750 --> 00:14:31,352 (Revving) 366 00:14:32,417 --> 00:14:33,507 Whoa! 367 00:14:33,879 --> 00:14:35,481 Oh! Yes! 368 00:14:35,595 --> 00:14:36,909 Ha ha ha! 369 00:14:36,999 --> 00:14:38,552 Look whose plan worked! (Laughs) 370 00:14:38,658 --> 00:14:41,559 Guess you don't need a shovel when you got an Ax, huh? 371 00:14:55,199 --> 00:14:55,894 (Sighs) 372 00:14:56,054 --> 00:14:57,280 Sue wanted to salvage what was left 373 00:14:57,382 --> 00:14:59,601 of her day of fun, so she crawled to the one place 374 00:14:59,706 --> 00:15:02,157 she could stay out of sight and relax. (Turns on TV) 375 00:15:02,954 --> 00:15:05,233 (Woman speaking indistinctly on TV) 376 00:15:05,403 --> 00:15:06,803 (Woman) It's gorgeous, honey. Where'd you get that? 377 00:15:06,891 --> 00:15:09,677 (Woman) Can you believe it? Now I have a contact, and they... 378 00:15:11,037 --> 00:15:12,951 (Can fizzes) (Gasping) Uhh! Ahh! 379 00:15:13,013 --> 00:15:14,820 No... (Gasping and panting) 380 00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:16,828 (Gasps loudly) 381 00:15:17,982 --> 00:15:19,291 (Continues gasping) 382 00:15:19,378 --> 00:15:20,441 (Gasping) I'm desperate here, Brad. 383 00:15:20,530 --> 00:15:21,974 I need you to search stains. 384 00:15:22,075 --> 00:15:23,948 What gets out pop and salsa-- 385 00:15:24,078 --> 00:15:24,887 (Mouth full) Hang on. 386 00:15:24,986 --> 00:15:26,992 I got a mouthful of pralines and cream. 387 00:15:27,086 --> 00:15:29,743 Brad! My mom's gonna be home soon! 388 00:15:29,855 --> 00:15:32,779 Ugh! This is the worst day ever. 389 00:15:32,916 --> 00:15:36,080 (Starts machine) Why did I think I needed to break out of my comfort zone? 390 00:15:36,227 --> 00:15:39,367 I love school. I love my egg! 391 00:15:39,447 --> 00:15:41,371 This is all Axl's fault. 392 00:15:41,498 --> 00:15:43,426 You know, he twisted the meanings of my posters 393 00:15:43,519 --> 00:15:44,777 all around. 394 00:15:44,881 --> 00:15:47,862 People can still climb mountains without skipping school. 395 00:15:47,975 --> 00:15:50,454 They just do it outside of school hours. 396 00:15:50,559 --> 00:15:52,244 (Machine whirring loudly and rumbling) 397 00:15:52,508 --> 00:15:54,245 (Machine stops) 398 00:15:54,342 --> 00:15:56,021 No! 399 00:15:56,553 --> 00:15:58,443 (Yells indistinctly) (Rattles) 400 00:15:59,913 --> 00:16:01,167 A-all right, Brick. 401 00:16:01,274 --> 00:16:02,722 I give up. 402 00:16:04,139 --> 00:16:05,965 If the Tribe of Truth doesn't work, 403 00:16:06,082 --> 00:16:08,035 I don't know what will. 404 00:16:08,662 --> 00:16:11,332 I've done everything a professional therapist can do 405 00:16:11,431 --> 00:16:13,381 to justify his job. 406 00:16:13,551 --> 00:16:14,975 I just don't get it. 407 00:16:15,295 --> 00:16:17,706 Why don't you want to go to middle school? 408 00:16:17,832 --> 00:16:19,944 Oh. Was that what this was all about? 409 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,913 Well, at the middle school, 410 00:16:22,020 --> 00:16:24,328 the handles on the water fountains are on the right, 411 00:16:24,427 --> 00:16:26,310 and I'm used to having them be on the left 412 00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:27,800 like they are here. 413 00:16:28,006 --> 00:16:29,779 It's kind of a big change, 414 00:16:29,904 --> 00:16:31,894 and I don't think I'm ready for it. 415 00:16:32,078 --> 00:16:33,449 That's what you're worried about? 416 00:16:33,570 --> 00:16:35,239 Water fountains? 417 00:16:35,423 --> 00:16:36,872 Brick, half the water fountains at the middle school 418 00:16:36,982 --> 00:16:39,470 don't even work. The place is a dump. 419 00:16:39,572 --> 00:16:40,693 I mean, if you're gonna worry about anything, 420 00:16:40,769 --> 00:16:42,510 - it should be the asbestos. - What? 421 00:16:42,621 --> 00:16:45,024 Nothing-- no. No, no, no. It's fine. 422 00:16:45,146 --> 00:16:46,427 It's nothing worry about. It-- 423 00:16:46,524 --> 00:16:48,474 you know, it's a silent killer. 424 00:16:49,216 --> 00:16:50,845 I guess I'd feel better about middle school 425 00:16:50,942 --> 00:16:52,428 if I was going with my friend. 426 00:16:52,530 --> 00:16:54,176 Oh. Well, who's your friend? 427 00:16:54,340 --> 00:16:55,803 You. 428 00:16:56,391 --> 00:16:58,017 Oh... (Exhales) 429 00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,720 Wow, Brick. 430 00:16:59,947 --> 00:17:01,015 (Exhales) 431 00:17:01,592 --> 00:17:04,038 Oh, God, I-I wish Shelly could hear this. 432 00:17:04,156 --> 00:17:06,630 (Chuckles) Don't tell me I don't connect to kids. 433 00:17:06,711 --> 00:17:08,884 Maybe it's just 'cause your kids are a couple of hell-raisers. 434 00:17:08,985 --> 00:17:11,577 - Uh, what's that? - Nothing. Nothing, Brick. 435 00:17:11,685 --> 00:17:13,245 But I have some good news. 436 00:17:13,408 --> 00:17:15,802 Yeah, due to the crushing defeat of the latest bond issue, 437 00:17:15,930 --> 00:17:18,259 I now have to do the work of three people. 438 00:17:18,372 --> 00:17:23,119 So... I am at the middle school Tuesdays and Thursdays. 439 00:17:23,220 --> 00:17:25,634 You are? So we can keep hanging out? 440 00:17:25,724 --> 00:17:27,267 You got it, buddy. 441 00:17:27,424 --> 00:17:28,339 And you'll... 442 00:17:28,424 --> 00:17:30,595 Yes, I'll talk to them about the water fountains. 443 00:17:30,708 --> 00:17:32,026 Great. 444 00:17:32,413 --> 00:17:35,211 - So let's take that test. - All right! 445 00:17:35,434 --> 00:17:37,588 - So we filled the mesial occlusal... - So we filled the mesial occlusal... 446 00:17:37,693 --> 00:17:39,427 - on number 31. - on number 31. 447 00:17:39,553 --> 00:17:42,050 - Uh, your tongue is gonna be numb... - Your tongue is gonna be numb 448 00:17:42,188 --> 00:17:44,668 - for a little while... - So just be careful about what you eat. 449 00:17:44,763 --> 00:17:45,821 So just be careful about what you eat. 450 00:17:45,932 --> 00:17:48,247 - Frankie, could I see you outside for a minute? - Sure. 451 00:17:51,369 --> 00:17:52,978 (Sighs) 452 00:17:53,143 --> 00:17:54,708 What is going on with you? 453 00:17:54,836 --> 00:17:56,886 All day long you've been acting like a-- 454 00:17:56,985 --> 00:17:58,662 pardon my French-- a weirdo. 455 00:17:58,758 --> 00:18:01,303 I mean, I love the repeating game more than anybody, 456 00:18:01,383 --> 00:18:04,147 but I just don't think it's appropriate for work. 457 00:18:04,246 --> 00:18:06,321 (Sighs) Okay, look. 458 00:18:06,449 --> 00:18:07,964 The truth is... 459 00:18:08,774 --> 00:18:10,795 I think this guy is stalking me. 460 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:14,077 I saw him at the power company this morning, and now he's here. 461 00:18:14,197 --> 00:18:16,133 I had no idea. (Breathes sharply) 462 00:18:16,297 --> 00:18:19,244 Thank you for your honesty. 463 00:18:19,333 --> 00:18:21,664 Boy, I remember how nervous I was telling my dad, 464 00:18:21,794 --> 00:18:24,599 "Dad, I hate dentistry! I want to be a fireman!" 465 00:18:24,731 --> 00:18:26,568 But then I didn't pass the fireman test 466 00:18:26,671 --> 00:18:29,055 'cause I had a bad eye. This one's glass. 467 00:18:29,131 --> 00:18:30,828 It's not. But I wish it was, 468 00:18:30,931 --> 00:18:33,014 then I wouldn't have to be a dentist. 469 00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:35,544 (Inhales sharply) Hey. 470 00:18:35,752 --> 00:18:38,501 Maybe I should just "drop him" from the practice 471 00:18:38,609 --> 00:18:40,466 so you don't have to see him again. 472 00:18:41,301 --> 00:18:42,783 (Clicks tongue) You know, I think that would be best. 473 00:18:42,890 --> 00:18:45,008 We don't need that kind of crazy around here. 474 00:18:46,432 --> 00:18:48,475 Well, it's true what they say. 475 00:18:48,568 --> 00:18:51,962 He who lies once finds it much easier to lie again. 476 00:18:52,060 --> 00:18:53,577 I read that on a poster somewhere-- 477 00:18:53,673 --> 00:18:55,124 probably in Sue's room. 478 00:18:55,207 --> 00:18:56,611 You know, I'm starting to understand 479 00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:59,044 how Lance Armstrong got in so deep. 480 00:19:01,776 --> 00:19:03,158 What? 481 00:19:03,611 --> 00:19:04,688 Nothing. 482 00:19:04,799 --> 00:19:06,911 Um... (Laughs) it's just, uh, 483 00:19:07,078 --> 00:19:09,662 you're checking out girls, you're crashing boats. (Chuckles) 484 00:19:09,765 --> 00:19:11,893 - This is a whole new you. - Yeah. 485 00:19:11,993 --> 00:19:14,304 Well, don't get used to it. 486 00:19:14,583 --> 00:19:15,757 Nah, it's cool. 487 00:19:15,975 --> 00:19:17,855 I've never really seen you mess up before. 488 00:19:18,121 --> 00:19:21,138 Really? I guess you haven't been watching. 489 00:19:24,371 --> 00:19:26,782 You know, that, uh, motor thing-- 490 00:19:26,875 --> 00:19:28,225 that was a good idea. 491 00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:30,025 I never would have thought of that. 492 00:19:31,482 --> 00:19:33,721 You might do okay in college after all. 493 00:19:38,179 --> 00:19:39,857 (Muffled rumbling) Come on... 494 00:19:40,032 --> 00:19:41,219 Come on! 495 00:19:42,813 --> 00:19:44,614 (Brakes squeal) 496 00:19:45,535 --> 00:19:46,663 (Head thuds) 497 00:19:46,819 --> 00:19:48,287 (Gasping) (Machine buzzes) 498 00:19:53,484 --> 00:19:54,396 (Mailbox door squeaks) 499 00:20:18,692 --> 00:20:22,790 (Bottles rattle) (Exhales deeply) 500 00:20:28,802 --> 00:20:30,755 Hey, mom. School was great. 501 00:20:30,883 --> 00:20:32,410 There was an a cappella group sing-off. 502 00:20:32,523 --> 00:20:33,603 And ice cream! 503 00:20:33,725 --> 00:20:35,039 I'll be in my room. 504 00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,214 It's funny. 505 00:20:39,311 --> 00:20:40,573 You think you know what your family does 506 00:20:40,663 --> 00:20:42,303 when they walk out the door every morning, 507 00:20:42,446 --> 00:20:44,044 but you know what? 508 00:20:44,138 --> 00:20:45,772 You don't always know everything. 509 00:20:45,980 --> 00:20:47,445 (Mouth full) So how was everybody's day? 510 00:20:47,555 --> 00:20:49,488 The test was good. Nothing special. 511 00:20:49,575 --> 00:20:51,673 - Normal day. (Mouth full) - Fishing was good. 512 00:20:51,812 --> 00:20:53,432 (Mouth full) Yep. How was work? 513 00:20:53,552 --> 00:20:55,104 You know. Work's work. 514 00:20:55,201 --> 00:20:59,220 Yep. These were gonna be great stories-- someday. 515 00:20:59,313 --> 00:21:00,437 But not today. 516 00:21:01,552 --> 00:21:04,003 _ 517 00:21:05,092 --> 00:21:07,101 _ 518 00:21:08,264 --> 00:21:10,494 _ 519 00:21:10,584 --> 00:21:12,746 _ 520 00:21:14,209 --> 00:21:16,294 _ 521 00:21:16,411 --> 00:21:18,763 _ 522 00:21:21,801 --> 00:21:24,101 _ 523 00:21:24,268 --> 00:21:27,204 _ 524 00:21:28,651 --> 00:21:33,234 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 525 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:37,075 Best watched using Open Subtitles MKV Player 526 00:21:37,125 --> 00:21:41,675 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0